This evening he doesn't want to go to bed. This is usually my quiet time so I get a little annoyed when he's talking to me. I figured he could stay up a little bit and maybe if he's quiet while I catch up on my Reader, he can watch some TEDs with me. I forgot I had to wash the dishes though and he followed me into the kitchen telling me how much he loves to do housework.
"No you don't." I said. "Otherwise you would do it when I ask you to during the day."
He says, "I love to do work but someone is controlling me. I can't do it when they are controlling me."
"No one is controlling you. Lots of people think that, but it's not true."
"No, really, there is someone who watches me all day and night and controls what I do."
"Yeah, that's what the other people say too. Do you know what they call this person?"
"Well that's dumb, they should call it their imagination."
LOL. I love this kid.